http://snuni.withme.us/feed/? Latest topics Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:54:46 GMT 10 http://i84.servimg.com/u/f84/13/64/21/45/sine_s11.jpg http://snuni.withme.us/feed/? http://snuni.withme.us/pub-f5/prachanda-t38.htm Formatted ]]> Pub Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:54:46 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/pub-f5/prachanda-t38.htm#45 http://snuni.withme.us/pub-f5/prachanda-t38.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/sardar-jokes-t33.htm Formatted 2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks the

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YES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...]]> Jokes Fri, 13 Mar 2009 11:13:27 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/sardar-jokes-t33.htm#38 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/sardar-jokes-t33.htm http://snuni.withme.us/funny-videos-f6/abhinandan-part-1-maha-t32.htm Snafu ]]> Funny Videos Sun, 08 Mar 2009 11:11:56 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/funny-videos-f6/abhinandan-part-1-maha-t32.htm#32 http://snuni.withme.us/funny-videos-f6/abhinandan-part-1-maha-t32.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/i-ll-keep-quiet-about-the-baby-if-you-keep-quiet-about-the-sheep-t29.htm Quarantine A tribal leader finds that his wife has had a white baby. Enraged, he brings the baby to the missionary at the tribe and says, "You are the only white man to inhabit our land. Explain to me how my baby is white." Terrified, missionary responds, "Now, now..please do not make any hasty assumptions. Look at those white sheep over there? Among them there is one black one. There is no explanation as to how it got that color and is just a miracle of nature." The tribe leader pauses ... Jokes Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:59:11 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/i-ll-keep-quiet-about-the-baby-if-you-keep-quiet-about-the-sheep-t29.htm#29 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/i-ll-keep-quiet-about-the-baby-if-you-keep-quiet-about-the-sheep-t29.htm http://snuni.withme.us/pub-f5/do-this-t27.htm Quarantine 1. While sitting where you are at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction! I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so. Send it to your buddies to frustrate them too. Pub Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:45:58 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/pub-f5/do-this-t27.htm#27 http://snuni.withme.us/pub-f5/do-this-t27.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/subject-hinckley-to-be-released-mccain-writes-letter-t26.htm Quarantine Subject: Hinckley to be released-McCain writes letter You might recall that John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan in the early 1980s. Hinckley was absolutely obsessed with movie star Jodie Foster, extremely jealous, and in his twisted mind, loved Jodie Foster to the point that to make himself well known to her, he attempted to assassinate President Reagan. There is speculation Hinckley may soon be released as having been rehabilitated. Consequently, ... Jokes Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:39:05 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/subject-hinckley-to-be-released-mccain-writes-letter-t26.htm#26 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/subject-hinckley-to-be-released-mccain-writes-letter-t26.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/the-geography-of-a-woman-t25.htm Quarantine The Geography Of A Woman! Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty. Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit. Between 41 and 50, a woman is like ... Jokes Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:36:55 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/the-geography-of-a-woman-t25.htm#25 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/the-geography-of-a-woman-t25.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/natal-curry-contest-t24.htm Quarantine If you can read this whole story without laughing then there's no Hope for you. I was crying by the end. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. For those of you who have lived in Natal , you know how typical this is. They actually have a Curry Cook-off about June/July. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Royal Show in PMB. Judge #3 was an inexperienced food critic named Frank, who was visiting From America. Frank: "Recently, I was honored to be selected ... Jokes Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:34:20 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/natal-curry-contest-t24.htm#24 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/natal-curry-contest-t24.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/holiday-greeting-t21.htm Quarantine Wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting to my friends, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my lawyer yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following to you my dear friends: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most ... Jokes Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:10:58 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/holiday-greeting-t21.htm#21 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/holiday-greeting-t21.htm http://snuni.withme.us/the-story-of-times-f4/life-is-backwards-t20.htm Quarantine The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for ... The Story of Times Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:06:39 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/the-story-of-times-f4/life-is-backwards-t20.htm#20 http://snuni.withme.us/the-story-of-times-f4/life-is-backwards-t20.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/the-interview-t19.htm Snafu The Interview A guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears." Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." 2nd guy walks in for his interview. The interviewer asks, "Whats the first thing you notice about me?" The guy responds, "Why, You don't have any ears." Interviewer: "Get out! Send in the next guy." ... Jokes Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:02:38 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/the-interview-t19.htm#19 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/the-interview-t19.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/tech-support-t18.htm Snafu Tech Support Mahabir was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, 'Mahabir, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job.' Mahabir said, 'I am ready.' The manager said, 'Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.' Mahabir thought for a few minutes and said, 'Mister manager, I am ready' The manager said, 'Go ahead.' Mahabir said, 'The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, ... Jokes Sun, 08 Mar 2009 03:52:23 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/tech-support-t18.htm#18 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/tech-support-t18.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/headlines-from-the-year-2029-t15.htm Snafu Headlines...... From The Year: 2029 Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formerly known as California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock. Baby conceived naturally! Scientists stumped. Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity ... Jokes Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:54:05 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/headlines-from-the-year-2029-t15.htm#15 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/headlines-from-the-year-2029-t15.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/tennis-elbow-and-the-new-technology-t14.htm Quarantine One day, a man complained to his friend, "My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor." His friend said, "Don't do that. There's a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. And it only costs $10.00." The guy figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the ... Jokes Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:18:28 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/tennis-elbow-and-the-new-technology-t14.htm#14 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/tennis-elbow-and-the-new-technology-t14.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/who-is-the-best-t13.htm Quarantine The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist. The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing ... Jokes Sat, 07 Mar 2009 14:12:24 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/who-is-the-best-t13.htm#13 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/who-is-the-best-t13.htm http://snuni.withme.us/pub-f5/try-to-lick-your-elbow-t11.htm Snafu In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb. Hence we have "the rule of thumb" Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden"...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language. The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV were Fred and Wilma Flintstone. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than ... Pub Sat, 07 Mar 2009 07:13:34 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/pub-f5/try-to-lick-your-elbow-t11.htm#11 http://snuni.withme.us/pub-f5/try-to-lick-your-elbow-t11.htm http://snuni.withme.us/funny-videos-f6/funny-commercials-t10.htm Snafu ]]> Funny Videos Sat, 07 Mar 2009 03:40:49 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/funny-videos-f6/funny-commercials-t10.htm#10 http://snuni.withme.us/funny-videos-f6/funny-commercials-t10.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/a-computer-should-be-masculine-or-feminine-t9.htm Snafu A foreign language teacher was explaining to her class that, unlike their English counterparts, French nouns are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like ‘chalk’ or ‘pencil,’ she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Confused, one student raised his hand and asked, “What gender is a computer?” The French teacher wasn’t sure which gender it was, so she divided the class into two groups and asked them ... Jokes Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:46:10 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/a-computer-should-be-masculine-or-feminine-t9.htm#9 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/a-computer-should-be-masculine-or-feminine-t9.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/same-as-what-i-m-doing-to-his-business-t8.htm Snafu A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. "Certainly, sir, that'll be 1 cent." "One penny?!" exclaimed the guy. The barman replied, "Yes." So, the guy glances over at the menu, and he asks, "Could I have a nice juicy T-bone steak, with fries, peas, and a salad?" "Certainly sir," replies the bartender, "but all that comes to real money." "How much money?" inquires the guy. "Four ... Jokes Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:21:33 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/same-as-what-i-m-doing-to-his-business-t8.htm#8 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/same-as-what-i-m-doing-to-his-business-t8.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/please-keep-your-photo-and-return-the-others-t7.htm Snafu A soldier serving overseas far from home was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote to break off their engagement and ask for her photograph back. He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together, and sent them back with a note saying, "I regret that I cannot remember which one you are. Please keep your photo and return the others." Jokes Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:01:26 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/please-keep-your-photo-and-return-the-others-t7.htm#7 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/please-keep-your-photo-and-return-the-others-t7.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/jiwans-joke-t6.htm Snafu 3 explorers were looking in the forest when they were captured by Indians. They were taken to their chief, and he said go out into the forest and come back with 10 of the same kind of fruits. The first guy comes back with 10 bananas, and the chief says, shove them all up your butt without making a sound. So the 1st guy gets 2 bananas in when he starts screaming, so the Indians kill him. The second guy comes back with 10 berries, and they shove 9 in and are about to shove the 10th in when he ... Jokes Fri, 06 Mar 2009 06:00:15 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/jiwans-joke-t6.htm#6 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/jiwans-joke-t6.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/that-s-amazing-t5.htm Snafu A couple was golfing one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar houses. On the third tee, the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball. Don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix." The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. All right, let's go up there, apologize, and see how much ... Jokes Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:52:47 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/that-s-amazing-t5.htm#5 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/that-s-amazing-t5.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/a-skateboard-t4.htm Snafu One day God came down and said to three guys that the less you cheat on your wives the better the cars you'll get in heaven. So the first guy went to heaven after cheating on his wife 67 times and he got a Mercedes. The second guy went to heaven and had cheated on his wife 2 times and he got a Ferrari, then the third guy went to heaven and said that he had never cheated on his wife and he got a Bentley. Then one day the third guy was all sad and depressed and the first and second guys asked him ... Jokes Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:45:41 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/a-skateboard-t4.htm#4 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/a-skateboard-t4.htm http://snuni.withme.us/the-story-of-times-f4/the-life-without-a-life-t3.htm Snafu After the great trauma or crisis after the shock subsides and the nerves stop twitching, you settle down to the new condition of things because you know that all the possibilities of any more chance has been used up. You have seen the pattern finally because you've stepped back for enough to take in the whole picture. But It's too late now to do anything but accommodate yourself to it. And that's it. There's nothing left to do or say except that GOD and nothing have a lot in common. THE END The Story of Times Fri, 06 Mar 2009 05:18:45 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/the-story-of-times-f4/the-life-without-a-life-t3.htm#3 http://snuni.withme.us/the-story-of-times-f4/the-life-without-a-life-t3.htm http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/electric-train-t2.htm Snafu A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in ... Jokes Fri, 06 Mar 2009 03:01:58 GMT http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/electric-train-t2.htm#2 http://snuni.withme.us/jokes-f1/electric-train-t2.htm